New, Almost Useful, Survival Skills

A couple of days before the library where I work closed due to the pandemic, I spotted a book waiting to be reshelved:


Oh, hey. That looked useful. I should learn more survival skills, I decided. So I checked the book out to myself and brought it home. And look what I accomplished with some green onions.


I successfully regrew approximately ten calories  and forty cents worth of food! They will go in soup tomorrow.